RATTING – The Diorama For The Guy Who’s Been “Waiting For The Right Moment” For 40 Minutes
Welcome.
We already know who you are.
You’re the one who types “gg ez” in chat after firing exactly two bullets the entire match.
You’re the one who calls “crouching behind a toilet for 30 minutes” a tactical positioning strategy.
You’re the one who has lost friends, relationships and self-respect — but always extracts with a full inventory.
This diorama is for you. 🐀
Put it on your desk.
Look at it every time someone calls you a rat.
Smile.
Because you have the loot and they don’t.
⚠️ LIMITED EDITION — Only one exists.
Just like your remaining squadmates after the last run.
(Zero. It’s zero.)
Handpainted. Weathered. Shameless.
Ships worldwide — even to places your enemies can’t find you.
Which is everywhere.